Minor Annoyances: A Random List of People and Things That Annoy the Crap Out of Me

  • Guys who tuck in their T-shirts
  • People who say, “At the end of the day…”
  • The Cinnamon Toast Crunch commercials where they eat each other – why are they cannibals?
  • Anyone who uses the word “fantabulous”
  • People who type Lolololololol – can you really laugh out loud out loud out loud?
  • Guys who wear visors *
  • My neighbors – yes you, Doug and Patty.
  • Guys who make fun of “nerds” that are into cosplay or D&D, but wear their favorite player’s jersey on gameday and are in a fantasy league
  • The X Factor
  • The Voice
  • American Idol
  • Lucy Liu
  • Guy Fieri
  • Pictures like this –

feet  – because that kid is suffocating

  • People with feet
  • Guys who wear flip flops with long pants – can’t really explain this one, it just seems kind of douchey
  • People who think sushi is gross but can eat a heaping pile of liver
  • Anyone who doesn’t like Las Vegas
  • AAA batteries
  • Mechanical pencils
  • People who still have a window sticker of Calvin from Calvin & Hobbes peeing on something
  • Typos
  • Truck Nutz
  • Minnie Driver
  • Jazz hands
  • Bagpipes
  • People who write would of or could of instead of would’ve or could’ve
  • The color fuchsia
  • Mosquitoes
  • All R&B made since the ’80’s
  • Cantaloupe
  • The Viagra commercial where the guy’s car overheats and he pulls over and buys bottled water to pour in the radiator – opening a hot radiator will knock you on your ass
  • Cheese graters
  • Windbreakers
  • Turtlenecks
  • Selfies
  • Girls doing duckface
  • Guys doing duckface
  • Leah Remini
  • Jay Leno
  • People who make random lists in a desperate attempt at humor

Now it’s your turn…what would make your list?

*with the exception of professional beach volleyball players

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19 thoughts on “Minor Annoyances: A Random List of People and Things That Annoy the Crap Out of Me

  1. I know this is silly but I hate it when women say “That is a lovely piece”. It’s a friggen table! Just say table! It does not make it more valuable because you called it a “piece”.
    Whew! I feel better now.

  2. #YOLO! I hate hashtags and I can’t stand adults who say YOLO (well, really anyone, for that matter). Oh, and musicians who use autotune. And anyone who wears banana clips or scrunchies in their hair. And pencils. I can’t stand the feel, smell, or sound of them. Sorry, mechanical pencils only for me!

  3. Agree with many of these. I am somewhat baffled by your dislike of cheese graters though?
    One I’d add to the list are people who go to nice restaurants and have steak well done. Philistine!

    • I get so nervous using a box cheese grater, you wouldn’t believe it – I always just know I’m going to bust my knuckles. I absolutely agree with the well done steak, the cow’s already dead so why kill it again?

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  5. *People who post on FB what they had for breakfast, lunch, dinner…snacks! I DON’T CARE!!
    *Stupidity….alas, I have zero tolerance!
    *People who say, “back in the day”….the day of What?
    *eating with your mouth open…ew, really?
    *talking during a movie….ugh, go outside! no one wants to hear your random thoughts!
    *ALL reality TV!
    *dropped calls!!
    *people without kids giving parental advice
    *being behind someone going UNDER the speed limit with no opportunity to pass! grrr

    My list is long!! LOL! But these are a few…. 🙂

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