• Guys who tuck in their T-shirts

• People who say, “At the end of the day…”

• The Cinnamon Toast Crunch commercials where they eat each other – why are they cannibals?

• Anyone who uses the word “fantabulous”

• People who type Lolololololol – can you really laugh out loud out loud out loud?

• Guys who wear visors *

• My neighbors – yes you, Doug and Patty.

• Guys who make fun of “nerds” that are into cosplay or D&D, but wear their favorite player’s jersey on gameday and are in a fantasy league

• The X Factor

• The Voice

• American Idol

• Lucy Liu

• Guy Fieri

• Pictures like this –

  – because that kid is suffocating

• People with feet

• Guys who wear flip flops with long pants – can’t really explain this one, it just seems kind of douchey

• People who think sushi is gross but can eat a heaping pile of liver

• Anyone who doesn’t like Las Vegas

• AAA batteries

• Mechanical pencils

• People who still have a window sticker of Calvin from Calvin & Hobbes peeing on something

• Typos

• Truck Nutz

• Minnie Driver

• Jazz hands

• Bagpipes

• People who write would of or could of instead of would’ve or could’ve

• The color fuchsia

• Mosquitoes

• All R&B made since the ’80’s

• Cantaloupe

• The Viagra commercial where the guy’s car overheats and he pulls over and buys bottled water to pour in the radiator – opening a hot radiator will knock you on your ass

• Cheese graters

• Windbreakers

• Turtlenecks

• Selfies

• Girls doing duckface

• Guys doing duckface

• Leah Remini

• Jay Leno

• People who make random lists in a desperate attempt at humor

Now it’s your turn…what would make your list?

*with the exception of professional beach volleyball players