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Coastal Transmissions From an Oregon Transplant

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  • Bovine Vagina Muscle Relaxant

    I bet that got your attention. After learning one of my favorite writers, Lou Berney, was a staff writer on the FX show The Lowdown, I shuffled my watchlist priorities and watched the Ethan Hawke led neo-noir comedy over the course of a week and a half or so. The verdict? Even better than I… Read more

  • It’s not often that I read a book that makes me stop and think, “I don’t think I’ve seen a story told quite this way before.” Crooks marks the second time I’ve thought that about a book written by Lou Berney. The book spans six decades, telling the story of the Mercurios. We learn about… Read more

  • Do you ever go back to something you hadn’t done in a while, and then after doing it again for a bit remember there’s an easier way? That happens to me every so often (maybe he’s born with it—maybe it’s ADHD), and I finally recalled some tips about querying agents I thought I’d pass along… Read more

  • I queried the old version of my novel to maybe 40 or 50 agents before taking a break. I had found a handful of tweaks I wanted to make to the manuscript (mostly minor, some more significant), and after sending my query letter to dozens of agents without so much as a nibble of interest… Read more

  • In my last post, I mentioned a writers workshop I went to on the coast. One of the presenters was a horror writer/director named Duncan Birmingham. His movie Who Invited Them? is on Hulu, and definitely worth a watch if you’re into unsettling, off putting stories. Duncan’s presentation involved what he called “unpacking the suitcase.”… Read more

  • Looking at a couple examples of great book openings. Read more

  • To clarify, I’m not offering advice here, I’m asking for it. I remain about 65k words into my latest WIP, where I’ve been stuck since just before Thanksgiving. Why? Because I got distracted and I’m having trouble getting the ball rolling again. But wait, what’s that, there on the horizon? It’s an even bigger distraction!… Read more

  • Something has come over me recently. I don’t know why now, of all times, but it has. I’ve been thinking about writer’s groups. Writing is a highly solitary endeavor most of the time, as you all know. I guess I’m yearning for some camaraderie, and having people willing and able to ready work and offer… Read more

  • Inspiration for writers can sometimes be hard to come by. We’re all out there, grinding as best we can, but sometimes that doesn’t cut it. Sometimes it feels like being a writer is nothing but a huge exercise in futility. You write, you submit, you get rejected, rinse, repeat. After a while you can start… Read more

  • Well, I don’t know if I’d call myself *completely* unqualified. Partly qualified? Sure, let’s go with that. I just thought the title was catchy and went with it. What I’d like to do is offer a little advice/encouragement to writers at nearly every stage of their journey. And what gives me, a largely unpublished writer… Read more